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Rappers Say The Darndest Things
#1
Thaat's right! Take your pick at some of the world's "leading" rap songs and attempt to bring them into a more understandable language.

This has nothing to do with personal views on rap, so keep it to yourselves.

Objectives are simple, take any rap and pick it apart piece by piece into small defenseless morsels that can be easily devoured by others. Feel free to do it in any template you want, cause I don't really care. =)

Song: We Be Burnin'
By: Sean Paul

Rapping

Just gimme the gees an we be clubbin yow.
Gal a make wi please and we be thuggin' now.(thuggin' now)
Sippin' Hennesy an we'll be bubblin yow.(bubblin yow)
Set we mind at ease we got to take it slow.

Translated

Would you mind passing me those "G's"? It appears that we are clubbing now.
A female please? It also has come to my attention that we are thugging now.
Sipping upon that imported french cognac and we will be intoxicated now.
I feel rather relaxed now, we must consider taking it leisurely.

Rapping

So when you see the S.p. floatin don't provoke him
Cause the girls we be poking have to smoking.
Best thing fi the recreation a fi get the best girls inna every nation.
All Topper girls we promotin and suportin
And dem love how we flow king here them shouting
First class ticket invitation girls from New York, England and Jamaican.

Translated

My good lad, when you see the "S.P." in an amphibious state, please reframe from provoking him.
Because those young ladies will be loitering about for a refined cigarette.
I believe the dignified thing to accomplish upon entering foreign land would be to identify the finest women.
As it has become so obviously seen, those "Topper" women happen to be the subject of out promoting and supporting.
And, if I might say, they appear to enjoy themselves given our lyrical speech as they parade themselves aloud in a festive manner.
First class tickets, as always, for the females residing in New York City, the England mother land, and Jamaican territories.

Rapping

Everyday we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say.
We be earnin dollars turning cause we mind de pon we pay.
Some got gold and oil and diamonds - all we got is Mary J.
Legalize it, time to recognise it.

Translated

It is customary that we are set aflame, not concerning ourself with what this fellow "Nobody" wishes to verbalize in a vocal manner.
We are earning our currency because we mind the "Pon" we are forced to finance.
There are those who manage gold, oil, and diamonds while all we have is a nickle bag of weed.
There needs to be some form of legal action unto which it is legalized in the proper manner and recognized by the general public.

Rapping

Girls them a page me waan fi raise me
True me write nuff tune and drive them crazy.
Well I man a true born Jamaican
Ready fi the girls them inna every situation.

Translated

The female gender, they wish me to page me when they desire to give me an erection.
True, I compose enough of my verbal assault on the english language to drive them mentally ill.
Well, Iman, I'm a true born Jamaican.
Those girls seem ready in every situation.

Rapping

We a the gal dem pro, them know we flow
With the lyrical content that make them dip low and
Make the club keep jumpin
Turn up the bass make we here when it pumpin.

Translated

Those women appear to possess the capabilities of being masterful at their work, they also seem to know that we have the ability to be a oozing substance.
Having the abilities to make them cripple themselves down upon the ground in a fetal position and
Create friction between the base of the social establishment enough to send the structure in a vertical jettison.
Please, turn up the bass nob upon the amplifier. We all seem to have device for transferring or compressing fluids.

Rapping

Summertime bounce to the music people choose it
Sean da P gal a cruise with... well reputed cause.
We a the girls them champion,
Have nuff a them like the great king Solomon.

Translated

The sunny season to preform a jumping motion to music chosen by the general public.
"Sean The P" has a companion of the opposite sex to sail with a reputation for being a whore.
Obviously the female race are the champions,
It is a shame I cannot bring myself to speak proper english enough, because even King Solomon got chicks.

Rapping

Many girls inna wi eye sight sexy dress type
Se them ready fi a hype night
Just gimme di light
An make we blaze it the roof we haffi raise it again

Translated

Much of the females appear to have massive eyes even though they dress in a sexual appealing attire.
See? It looks as though some may be ready for a morale pleasing evening.
My friend without a future, please give my talentless ass a light
And while you're at it, set the roof on fire! because, we will without a doubt, be rebuilding it in the morning.
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#2
XD

Absolutely brilliant! Did you actually do all of those yourself?
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#3
100% ^_^

Only because this particular song was just screaming for this sort of attention.
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#4
Quote:Originally posted by Goten
My good lad, when you see the "S.P." in an amphibious state, please reframe from provoking him.

That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. You should seriously start a new music genre of this "translated rap."
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#5
Quote:Originally translated by Goten
My friend without a future, please give my talentless ass a light

Man, I couldn't stop laughing at this.
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#6
Quote:Originally posted by Android 20

That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. You should seriously start a new music genre of this "translated rap."

Performed by Minkus, of course.
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#7
Once he gets back from his time continuum.
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
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#8
HF17 is worthy of my mojo.
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#9
Life is sweet at the end of a Ludwig.
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#10
That is freakin' hilarious. Someone translate G-Unit XD
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"I'm gonna fuck that unicorrrrrn"
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#11
Quote:Originally posted by Reijin
That is freakin' hilarious. Someone translate G-Unit XD

/in the process by request
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