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I'm a Lawyer
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#1
11-21-2006, 10:21 PM
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"

He said, "Why,... Yes I am!"

So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

Edit: got bored..felt like sharing....hardly anyone posted at all today...so yeah Big Grin lol
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11-21-2006, 10:23 PM
Badum bum. Smile

That was meant to be like the comedy drum thing at the end of a joke....
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11-21-2006, 10:24 PM
yeah it sucked I know.. Sad
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11-21-2006, 10:31 PM
Meow.

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How random was that?
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11-21-2006, 10:34 PM
Jesus Christ, Sazuaa, where in the bloody Hell did you scrounge that up?

>.>

Must've been Googlin' some pretty weird stuff.
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#6
11-21-2006, 10:34 PM
seriously, that freaks me out man. lol
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11-21-2006, 10:35 PM
I googled badum bum. Big Grin

It's real too. I saw a documentary on him acouple of years ago. Pretty freaky.
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11-21-2006, 10:42 PM
xD

I'll never understand why someone would wanna do that to themselves.
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11-21-2006, 10:43 PM
Him? Thats my mom!! X(
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11-21-2006, 11:12 PM
That joke wasn't funny Sad...I feel unsatisfied....
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#11
11-21-2006, 11:32 PM
Than play with yourself, that always helps Jimmy out. Big Grin

Jimmy = a fictional character and any similarities to anyone alive on Earth is sheer coincidence.
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11-21-2006, 11:35 PM
I thought the OP was pretty funny.
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11-22-2006, 12:17 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Meow.

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How random was that?

seen that stupid ass guy on ripleys believe it or not.

This is what i did to the TV when i saw him.

..!.. ..!..
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11-22-2006, 01:10 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Nappa
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Meow.

[Image: catman-1.gif]

How random was that?

seen that stupid ass guy on ripleys believe it or not.

This is what i did to the TV when i saw him.

..!.. ..!..

Oh man I loved Ripleys believe it or not. It's not on anymore though. I think that was where I first saw him too, but there was a documentary. That guy must really want to be a cat, think of all the money it would have took to do that to himself, also, where would he get the money from? Who exactly would employ him?
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11-22-2006, 01:13 AM
ehhh..he could havd had family or friends in the business...or mayb hes a prostitute in Vegas lol
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11-22-2006, 01:16 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Meow.

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How random was that?

I heard that person got a job as the new Tony the Tiger for Kellogs.
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11-22-2006, 01:24 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Tapion
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Meow.

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How random was that?

I heard that person got a job as the new Tony the Tiger for Kellogs.

I have a feeling kids wouldn't latch onto him as a logo for the cereal. Could you imagine having that freakshow leering at you over your bowl of frosties?
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