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This guy makes me laugh
#1
How I stumbled upon this guy...I have no idea. But I was randomly on wikipedia just browsing, for a lack of better things to do, and I found this guy. His names David Icke, and he's a conspiracist...

Quote:According to David Icke reptilian humanoids are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at manipulation and control of humanity. He contends that most of the world's leaders, from George W. Bush to members of the British royal family, are in fact 7-foot tall, blood-drinking reptilians from the star system Alpha Draconia.

According to an interview with David Icke, Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of the late Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift. [11] David Icke and others have claimed that U.S. President George W. Bush and his family are part of this same bloodline (Icke, 2004).

Icke claims, based on his exploration of genealogical connections to European royalty, that many presidents of the United States have been and are reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as a servant of the reptilians.

Quote:Icke's core ideas are outlined in four books written over seven years: The Robots' Rebellion (1994), ... And the Truth Shall Set You Free (1995), The Biggest Secret: The Book that Will Change the World (1999), and Children of the Matrix (2001). The basic conspiracy theory is that the world is controlled by a network of secret societies referred to as the "Brotherhood," at the apex of which stand the "Illuminati" or "Global Elite." [18] The goal of the Brotherhood is a world government, a plan that Icke says was laid out in the anti-semitic hoax, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which Icke says are really the revealed plans of the Illuminati. Icke, in common with many other conspiracy theorists, says the methods of these conspirators include control of the world's economies and the use of mind-control techniques. [18]

The Global Elite controls the Brotherhood and the world using what Icke calls a "pyramid of manipulation," [18] consisting of sets of hierarchical structures involving banking, business, the military, education, the media, religion, drug companies, intelligence agencies, and organized crime.

At the very top of the pyramid are what Icke calls the "Prison Warders," who are not human. [19] He writes that: "A pyramidal structure of human beings has been created under the influence and design of the extraterrestrial Prison Warders and their overall master, the Luciferic Consciousness. They control the human clique at the top of the pyramid, which I have dubbed the Global Elite." [19]

Icke cites the Holocaust, Oklahoma City bombing, and the September 11, 2001 attacks as examples of events financed and organized by the Global Elite. British journalist Simon Jones writes that, according to Icke, "Ordinary people are being massively duped into believing that the ordinary course of world events are the consequence of known political forces and random, uncontrollable events. However, the course of humanity is being manipulated at every level.

I'm sorry, but I find this guy hilarious, and for some reason while reading his theories I just kept thinking that I wanted to base a personal storyline off them O_o
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#2
You find it funny yet it's true. The 'government' has already tainted your brain you poor poor man...free yourself and see them for what they are!
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#3
Drat,but the pink human fleshy shall never stop us we lizard people shall rule you!
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#4
I`ve heard of conspiracy theories that actually make sense. This isn`t one of them.
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#5
The truth is always the simplest answer. People like this annoy me, because they fuck up weak willed followers into killing themselves when Halley's Comet comes around.
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#6
Hey something like this was on CSI, where a group of people seriously believed that the police and government were lizard people.
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#7
Good episode. I love Alie Sheedy. I can't wait for the season finale.
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#8
Heh, I just watched an episode of South park which totally reminded me of this. It was the one where all the men in the town were turning metrosexual because of the queer eye for the straight guy show.

Anyway you find out that the guys on the show are not actually human, but are infact, crab people who are trying to take over the world by turning all the men into wussies. It was pretty funny.
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#9
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Heh, I just watched an episode of South park

On MTV?

Because I just missed it.

And I agree with Jackie. This is quite ridiculous.
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#10
Quote:Originally posted by Ballofire
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Heh, I just watched an episode of South park

On MTV?

Because I just missed it.

And I agree with Jackie. This is quite ridiculous.

No, on Paramount.
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#11
They only show repeats.

>.>
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#12
Quote:Originally posted by Ballofire
They only show repeats.

>.>

No they don't. I've watched the very lastest South park episodes on Paramount. I think it was Satans sweet 16 the two part episode. MTV is the one that show repeats...
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#13
I mean, they show repeats because I watch South Park on there all the time, and they always show the same episode as they did the week before. =x
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#14
Quote:Originally posted by Ballofire
I mean, they show repeats because I watch South Park on there all the time, and they always show the same episode as they did the week before. =x

Yea it's weird that.

They show the brand new episodes like once and then never again...
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