Dante's Abyss 2006 Hype Thread

[Burter Jr]

All the rules will be in their special forum in easy-to-identify threads when the game begins

[Toshiro]

Groovy.

[Burter Jr]

Face to Face

Bujin and Burter Jr

Even though they were of a different species, even Bujin had to appreciate the beauty and class of the models who seduced him from the pages of the magazine. He sat in the beds in the upstairs living quarters of the lighthouse, enjoying the private show of the book.

Then, he heard the door downstairs open...and shut.

"Hullo?" Came a childish hiss. "Hulllooo?"

Bujin, thinking quick, grabbed his magazine and hurried further up the stairs. "Up here!" He called. "Come up here!"

Down at the bottom of the lighthouse, the naive reptilian boy ran up after him. "Who is it? I'm coming!"

The green alien, Bujin, climbed out of the hatch at the very top of the lighthouse, using the railing to pull himself up. He hurried around the circular tip.

It didn't take long for Junior to appear, climbing out of the hatch like Bujin. "Where are you?" He asked, walking around the tip of the building.

"HA!" Bujin snuck around the top in a circle, then blasted a ki shot into Burter's back, sending him against the railing with a thud. "Gotcha!"

"Oof!" Junior hit the rail, stopping himself from going over.

He spun as Bujin charged, holding the folded up magazine as if it were a baseball bat and slammed it down on Junior. Junior grabbed the smaller alien's wrist and jolted his other hand out...

"Ugh..." Bujin coughed, feeling something enter his body. He looked down, shocked at the wound. Burter had stabbed him. "You...you stabbed me...with a fucking spoon?"

Choosing not to answer, Junior grabbed Bujin and literally threw him off the lighthouse, letting him go.

Bujin spun to face Junior as he was falling backwards, hands out. Thinking quick, he allowed his spirit to take over, a green aura blasting out of him. "SPIRITKEN!"

An exceptionally large green blast erupted from his hands, taking Burter by surprise. The entire top floor of the lighthouse was knocked off it's hinges, Junior's body not allowing him to take the burning sensation for very long. His corpse fell into the water with the debris from the broken lighthouse.

Bujin landed on the ground, hard, with a Snap from his leg letting him know he still couldn't fly.

#25 Burter Jr DEAD

43 Fighters Remaining

Bujin's leg is broken and he's been stabbed with the spoon in his side.

The spoon is destroyed.

The top floor of the lighthouse is destroyed.

This is a sample post

[Yamu]

Super Buu with a ki machine gun vs. Violet with a sling shot and Hasky with a Playboy.

[Burter Jr]

Hey hey, I just did one! >_<

[Super Buu]

Do Yamu's idea, it sounds hot.

[Rem-13]

He's going to burn out before the Tourny begins.

[Toshiro]

Originally posted by Garlic Jr
He's going to burn out before the Tourny begins.

Thats the plan isn't it?

[Burter Jr]

I'm rounding up ten people to do a ghetto DA for a day. It'll be a stupid crappy rp festival but it'll show people how the game format will be.

This isn't a request or sign-up post, just letting you know to expect it sometime.

[Blue]

I got a good one. Professor Plum with the candlestick versus Colonel Mustard with the rope. In the dining hall. While Mrs. White watches.

[Burter Jr]

Current Weapon List

Nunchaku
Spoon
Baseball Cap
Hairbrush
Playboy Magazine
Power-Up Ring
Ki Pistol
Crossbow (Ki Arrows)
Ki Sword
Binoculars
Magnisium Cyanide Acid (Poison)
Ki Shotgun
Battle Charger
Ki Shotgun

Pick a number 1-30

[Burter Jr]

3

Ki Sniper Rifle

[Drake]

12

[Super Buu]

Just so my teammates know, I'll probably eat all my rations on day 1 and then resort to cannibalism.

*Looks at Puar and licks lips*

[Burter Jr]

Originally posted by Goku
12

Too late!

[Sullivan]

Confrontation

Puar vs. Raditzu

With a fine toothed brush, Raditzu sat on a basic cot, in a run-down room ? similar to the other rooms in the hostel he was resting in. With the brush pulling out many long hairs from his tangled mane, Raditzu winced in pain with every jerking motion of his arm.

?Son of a bitch,? Raditzu cursed, his thin lips curling as he pulled the brush through a particularly stubborn knot.

Just as he uttered his last syllable, Raditzu heard a soft scratching sound; coming from the door to his room. The saiyan?s hand shot automatically to only weapon he had nearby ? an electrical razor sitting on the stand beside his cot. His thumb on the ?on? switch, Raditzu headed towards the door on his tiptoes. Turning the rusting handle slowly, Raditzu jumped back a step as he flung open the door.

?Aha!? he yelled, flipping the razor?s switch and jabbing the whirring blades ahead.

But mysteriously, there was no one there. Raditzu peered around the corner of the door, but still no one was to be found. Then, Raditzu felt a sharp slice across his foot, cutting through his thin relaxation slippers. Looking down, the battle hardened warrior saw a small blue cat, holding a five dollar bill in his mouth ? the very dollar that had paper-cut its way through Rad?s twenty dollar slipper.

Quick as a flash, Raditzu had pinned the cat to the floor with one hand, and was working the razor onto the fur-ball?s head with the other. As the feline struggled, hissing and spitting; the X-TREME saiyan shaved an X upon the top of Puar?s head.

?You?ll pay for that,? spat the ball of fur angrily.

Shoving the dollar into Raditzu?s nose, Puar kicked the saiyan with his tiny legs. Thanks to his uber-kitty strength, the kick was enough to send Raditzu backwards, unpinning him from the floor. As Rad wrenched the dollar from his nostril, which then begun to bleed; Puar leapt into the air, claws unsheathed from the skin that hid them.

In a flash of blood, both the saiyan and the cat fell to the floor. Dangling from Puar?s claw, was a ball on a string ? or more accuarately, and eyeball on a retina. The cat?s saiyan opponent?s life slowly ebbed away, until he was no more. With a feline grin, Puar strode triumphantly out the open door, the shaved ?X? on his head would remain a reminder of his close encounter.

#13 Raditzu DEAD

43 Fighters Remain

Puar is virtually unscathed, with an 'X' shaved onto his head.

A sample post. Did I do it like you would, for the most part?

[Burter Jr]

XD

Yea, that's awesome

[Kazuya]

Originally posted by Super Buu
Just so my teammates know, I'll probably eat all my rations on day 1 and then resort to cannibalism.

*Looks at Puar and licks lips*

I will beat you with a stick.

>.> I heard if you want good eats, 17 is pretty tasty if you roast him over an open fire, and baste him in barbecue sauce.

[Super Buu]

*Crunch*

"Ow, I chipped my tooth on something ... I think it's 17's CPU."

[Broli]

If I'm going out of town the first week of July, I suppose there's no point signing up, eh?